i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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