you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We need to rekindle our bromance
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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