So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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