after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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