Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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