i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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