Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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