My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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