nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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