Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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