She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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