They should really pass out barf bags in church
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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