My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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