i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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