I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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