she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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