sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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