I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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