We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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