winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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