I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Randomize