How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
