remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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