i just had sex bonerless
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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