ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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