I could have mohawked her pubes.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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