"it" just moved
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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