you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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