she was so not down for the gang bang
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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