Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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