found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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