I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
