You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked