Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back