The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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