Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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