I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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