OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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