we're blogging at a bar
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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