You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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