i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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