You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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