did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
