he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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