Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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