I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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