I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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