ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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