lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize