Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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