cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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