he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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