I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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