epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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